" test pilots "

 [ "test pilot" ]

1: Someone who pretends they're going to buy a car but really they just want to have fun driving it and they drive fast and carelessly because its your insurance and its your car.

  * e.g.,  ... For Sale: 1993 300zx Twin Turbo, HKS BOV, etc. No Test Pilots! 

 [ "Test pilot" ]

1: Short for "A test pilot in a Broom Factory"

  * e.g.,  ... The new secretary is a test pilot. 

 [ "Test pilot" ]

2: Shorthand for a domineering or authoritarian person who want things to go thier way by any means, or not at all.

  * e.g.,  ... This bureaucrat is the chief test pilot. 

 [ "internet test pilot" ]

1: Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

  * e.g.,  ... Lenny is our internet test pilot 

 [ "Mattress Test Pilot" ]

1: A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

  * e.g.,  ... I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot. 

 [ "The Pilot Test" ]

1: When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.

  * e.g.,  ... Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises